Author Archives: Megalonyx Jeffersonii

About Megalonyx Jeffersonii

James ran away from home a few times and moved around the US. He was homeless in Los Vegas, slept in a tent in Colorado, but worked hard in odd jobs in Arizona before going back to school. James has an IQ of 135, but doesn't think that means much. "I'm good at filling in ovals and using a computer mouse." James' biggest complaint is that some people in the library don't understand hygene. "You don't have to look at them, but the smell can be distracting."

The Empire’s New Talent

Posted on January 25, 2012 by Megalonyx Jeffersonii

The Academy Awards this year, like other years, are going to the British. But does the Isle across the Pond deserve it? Has it ever such praise deserved? Continue reading →

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Breaking News: Chinese Rebels capture Beijing – November 6, ’11

Posted on November 7, 2011 by Megalonyx Jeffersonii

Hong kong Nov. 6  “There was an extroardinary outburst of enthusiasm here today when a report came from Shanghai that the native city of Pekin [Beijing] had been captured by the Rebels.” The Washington Herald reports. “Rebel flags appeared everywhere.” … Continue reading →

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Who should play Abraham Lincoln?

Posted on October 1, 2011 by Megalonyx Jeffersonii

In an interview for his new book, Bill O’Reilly said that Abraham Lincoln was “our best leader for a variety of reasons.” Lincoln is so popular that not even a Fox News correspondent would dare insult him. Things weren’t always … Continue reading →

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