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INT. VIDEO RENTAL SHOP VASCO, accompanied by a SMALL CHILD, walks up to the counter looking lost.  Two of the EMPLOYEES take a step backwards before he says a word, the third is transfixed to the television set, watching reruns … Continue reading →

We’ve been busy working on an educational project. the head villain, Le Barbe Bleu, stepped down and allowed a coalition of lesser known villains to take his place. Soon afterwards, Gordon Brown decided to call it a day and give … Continue reading →

Remember that “professional” photographer who took a polaroid of you on the beach without asking? Then he had the nerve to ask you for five bucks (when the dollar was the international currency)? Well, today he’s been replaced by the … Continue reading →

London, April 1, 2010: A large Hong Kong firm has bought the United Kingdom and paid off Britain’s debts. In return, Gordon Brown has agreed that Britain will adopt Chinese culture, including the Chinese calendar.