Why is Aliens in the Attic a masterwork?
Okay, first of all, it’s poster sucks. Probably the worst movie poster I’ve seen that wasn’t for some kind of bad video game adaptation. The first impression you get from this film is that it’ll be a really cheap video game movie, or worse still, a knock off of a video game movies.
33% Rotten Tomatoes, 91% google Users. Wow, that’s a pretty big spread. Continue reading Aliens in the attic
Religion has a huge element of why people don’t like this film. Some people like religion, but it’s often hard to like a film about it, especially a comedy. Is it making fun of your religion? And at the same time, criticising you for not being religious enough.
“I go to church every week.” they look at her. “Every other week.” More stares. “I’ve been to church.”
Now, religious films sometimes get high ratings, but this appears to be a Christian film. Almost a “faith based” film. It’s not about the Buddha, or some exotic religion. Orientalist film critics get bored of the religion of their grandmothers. It’s like watching a “Humble and Kind” music video.
Not only does this film cover religion, it’s like a sermon. God himself talks about “acts of random kindness.”
Now, for the critics who like religion in films, even Christianity, this can be offensive. It can even seem like blasphemy, putting words in the mouth of God that aren’t in the Bible. Continue reading Evan Almighty
The second in our series of underrated masterworks is Benchwarmers.
Why critics hate: Benchwarmers.
Reminds them of their own lack of skill at sports. And, rather than gaining the skill to win a game through some crazy routine, they kind of stay mediocre. Ouch. As the film title says “reality bites.”
Rather than getting revenge, the nerds merely make peace with their enemy. And, with the sun.
Critics prefer films in which the outsiders aren’t shown to be truly nerdy, but kind of beefed up, like they are in the film-within-a-film at the end of Disney’s Chicken Little. Continue reading Benchwarmers (2006)
What is a masterwork? It’s like, a really good film, right?
I started to debate the meaning of masterworks at university. In the essays titles to choose from, one was, “The Greatest Masterworks are also some of the most immoral.”
Something like that. I didn’t necessarily agree with the films chosen in “Masterworks of the cinema.” I think included in the curriculum were Battleship Potemkin, Triumph of the Will, some gory horror film, Bring Me The Head of Garcia Alfredo, and a few other movies that I didn’t like either. Some of these films could be called immoral, but masterworks? I would have chosen different films.
So, I guess I’ll start a series of reviews called Underrated masterworks. Continue reading Underrated masterworks